March 27, 2008

Secret Agent Gal

Another hit from Our Man Kemp (Kemp, Jack Kemp):

Secret Agent Gal

 (to the tune of Johnny Rivers' "Secret Agent Man"}

There’s a woman who leads a life of danger.
With every tale she tells, she sounds stranger
With every fib she makes, another chance she takes.
Odds are her campaign will end in sorrow.

Secret Agent Gal.  Secret Agent Gal.
You've become a Clinton - and now you have no shame.

Beware of pretty faces that you find.
A pretty face will blow you husband's...mind.
Ooh be careful what you say, or you give yourself away.
Odds are your lies won't hold up 'til tomorrow.

Secret Agent Gal.  Secret Agent Gal.
You've become a Clinton - and now you have no shame.

Swinging through Pennsylvania one day
Lying to the media the next.
Oh don’t let the wrong word slip, and watch your widening hips.
Odds are your lies won't hold up 'til tomorrow.

Secret Agent Gal.  Secret Agent Gal.
You've become a Clinton - and now you have no shame.

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