Hey, Delaney, isn't "ox" the proper singular form for you to use? "Oxen" is a plural. And you are a journalist?
Tim Replies:
Well, I tend to think of her as an ox...
Mr. Mathewson adds:
This
writer misses the boat on a number of issues, but that one is certainly
a killer. I guess it's easier to get a job as a "writer" for the
Guardian than for a REAL rag like the New York Times.