March 28, 2008

Lies, Liars, and the Lesche-Nyhan Party

By Timothy Birdnow

Over at Newsmax, Dick Morris and Eileen McGann chronicle the many lies of Hillary Clinton.

Among them:

Admitted Lies

-Chelsea was jogging around the Trade Center on Sept. 11, 2001. (She was in bed watching it on TV.)

-Hillary was named after Sir Edmund Hillary. (She admitted she was wrong. He climbed Mt. Everest five years after her birth.)

-She was under sniper fire in Bosnia. (A girl presented her with flowers at the foot of the ramp.)

-She learned in The Wall Street Journal how to make a killing in the futures market. (It didn't cover the market back then.)

Whoppers She Won't Admit

-She didn't know about the FALN pardons.

-She didn't know that her brothers were being paid to get pardons that Clinton granted.

-Taking the White House gifts was a clerical error.

-She didn't know that her staff would fire the travel office staff after she told them to do so.

-She didn't know that the Peter Paul fundraiser in Hollywood in 2000 cost $700,000 more than she reported it had.

-She opposed NAFTA at the time.

-She was instrumental in the Irish peace process.

-She urged Bill to intervene in Rwanda.

-She played a role in the '90s economic recovery.

-The billing records showed up on their own.

-She thought Bill was innocent when the Monica scandal broke.

-She was always a Yankees fan.

-She had nothing to do with the New Square Hasidic pardons (after they voted for her 1,400-12 and she attended a meeting at the White House about the pardons).

-She negotiated for the release of refugees in Macedonia (who were released the day before she got there).

These, coupled with Hillary`s rather odioous personality, has been sinking the good ship Clinton, while the racist Churchgoings of Barack Obama have been leading to a McCain surge. 

The Democrats seem to have developed a case of Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome; they are actively eating themselves. Between Hillary`s inability to tell the truth, and her cut-throat attacks and Obama`s passive-aggressive approach, it is possible that the Democrats` Convention could split the party asunder, giving the doddering John McCain the Presidency. 

I have to admit that I find some comfort from that thought; the Democrats will probably carry both houses of Congress, something nigh-unto unimaginable for a Congress with approval ratings in the single digits.  That illustrates the total bankruptcy of the Karl Rove/George Bush moderate approach to politics.  The astounding weakness of the Republican Party is a direct result of the Rockefellarian wing taking back control while conservatives were not looking.  John McCain`s recent speech promising Son of Kyoto and other left-wing feel-good policies such as kowtowing to the U.N. make him perhaps the weakest candidate the Republicans have fielded since Bob Dole-in fact, weaker.  The only hope for the GOP is this cannibalism by Democrats. 

Of course, our victory will be hollow; we`ll be stuck with con `em John McCain.  I`ve got his slogan for his base ``Down the drain with John McCain``.  We should chant it proudly!

At any rate, honesty is going to play a pivotal role in this election, and Hillary certainly has none.  People used to believe that Obama was an honest man, but his prevaricating of late has tarnished that image.  McCain is a lying SOB, in my opinion, but the public may perceive him to be more honest than the other candidates, or at least a known factor. 

This is one of the most glum election cycles I can remember.

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