December 20, 2016
The Government employee and The Genie
Dana Mathewson
(Hat Tip to Chet Kozlowski)
Hi, Folks. It's the Holiday Season and not everything needs to be about politics. Well, not about the recent election, anyhow. My old friend Chet sent me this and I wanted to pass it along.
A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp. "This will look good on my mantel," he said, and took it home with him.
He tells the genie his third and last wish. "I wish I'd never have to work again." Instantly, he was back in his government office.
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to all!
(Hat Tip to Chet Kozlowski)
Hi, Folks. It's the Holiday Season and not everything needs to be about politics. Well, not about the recent election, anyhow. My old friend Chet sent me this and I wanted to pass it along.
A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp. "This will look good on my mantel," he said, and took it home with him.
While polishing the lamp, a genie appeared and, as usual, granted him three wishes.
"I would like an ice-cold Coke right now." He gets his Coke and drinks it.
Now
that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish.
"I wish to be on an island with beautiful women, who find me irresistible." Suddenly, he's on an island with gorgeous women eyeing him lustfully.
"I wish to be on an island with beautiful women, who find me irresistible." Suddenly, he's on an island with gorgeous women eyeing him lustfully.
He tells the genie his third and last wish. "I wish I'd never have to work again." Instantly, he was back in his government office.
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to all!
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