Timothy Birdnow

So, Kamela is going with Minnesota's left-wing dufus of a Governor Tim "the Drool Man" Walz. Instead of balancing her ticket she went with another half-witted Progressive, thus making hers the most radical ticket in American history.

Walz really brings no electoral benefit to the ticket either. Not sure what the point of this is but I am sure it somehow ties to money.

The logical choice would have been Josh Shapiro, Pennsylvania Governor. Shapiro isn't too crazy, and he would help deliver a crucial swing state. But he's a Jew and that would "send the wrong message" to the insane and the Hamas-loving wing of the Democrat Party. So Jews need not apply.

At any rate, I thought I'd write a little song about Kami and Walz. Sung to the tune of the former Australian national anthem "Waltzing Mathilda".

To every Australian I deeply apologize:

There once was a cackling shag girl
who really was a ding-a-long
Swept off her feet and she went to D.C.
and she hid in her room
as she waited for the old man's fall
then she'll go a Walzing with Timbo you'll see

Walzing with Timbo
walzing with Timbo
She'll go a Walzing with Tim in D.C.
as she cackled and schemed and always managed to be
wrong
Oh she'll go a Waltzing with Timbo, you'll see!

So Joe Biden just gave up and he said that soon he
would be gone
Kam hustled quick so she'd be the nominee
and the word salads flew as Joe Biden she denied she
knew
She'll go a Walzing with Tim in D.C.

She denied she was the Border Czar, lied that she was tough on crime
wanted us to go to war while taking our last dime
But we all still remember that she made sure crooks
served no time
Now she wants to Walz with Timbo in D.C.
As the Trump-et shot it flew and her new v.p. has not a
clue she picked a hard leftist 'cause a Jew wasn't right
and she jumped into the deep end and hid a record she
could not defend
Oh she'll go a Walzing with Tim in D.C.

Walzing with Timbo
walzing with Timbo
She'll go a Walzing with Tim in D.C.
And her cackle may be heard with a salad full of many
words
She'll go a Walzing with Timbo you'll see

And her ghost won't be found as she'll campaign deep
from underground
She'll go a Walzing with Tim in D.C.

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