Timothy Birdnow

All the protesters/rioters apparently have been getting busy with other stuff too. Seems there is a big outbreak in genital ringworm up yonder in Minnesoooota.

It's usually caused by gay sex.

So after a hard day of screaming at ICE agents or stealing money from taxpayers the populace likes to kick back with a little sodomy.

TMVII is a fungal infection that makes the genitalia nice and itchy and crusty. Call it a protest party favor.

Actually fungal infections are common in Third World countries (like Somalia) and the fact that Minnesota has made itself a sanctuary for Third World peoples should lead us to the obvious conclusion. And we know at least one Somali-American was married to her brother, so there is a lot of, uh, unsavory sexual practices in that community. Is it any surprise?

Treatment takes eight to twelve weeks. This is related to Athlete's Foot and Jock Itch, but it is the only known sexually transmitted fungus.

So, as my dearly departed father would say, at ease disease; there's a fugus among us.

Maybe this is what has Tim Walz and that Frey fellow in such a bad mood all the time?

Posted by: Dana Mathewson at February 18, 2026 09:52 PM (+uala)

Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at February 19, 2026 08:12 AM (oflqW)

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